Archaeology SOW-OFF

[sadie]

[B]We had this sent to us at work- wondered oif anyone here would be interested? No idea what it will consist of but may be entertaining.[/B]

[B]From:[/B] Bent, Chloe [mailto:c.bent.11@ucl.ac.uk]
[B]Sent:[/B] 20 March 2012 14:46
[B]To:[/B] Enquiries
[B]Subject:[/B] The Archaeology Showoff

I am organising an open-mic event with acts ranging from stand-up comedy, to live music, to short lectures - all related to the theme of archaeology.

The event is entitled 'The Archaeology Showoff' and will take place on the evening of Tuesday 24th April at The Monarch in Camden.

Performance slots are 9 mins long.

Our event is free and we are raising money for a local charity.

Would any of your members be interested in performing on the night?


Many Thanks,

Chloe Bent
[I]Event Co-ordinator for The Archaeology Showoff[/I]

[sadie]

That should be Archaeology Show-off obviously (no pigs involved as far as I know)

[Dinosaur]

Disappointment, had been expecting free bacon butties all round

[Jack]

Brilliant idea!

But I only know one archaeology joke and its an awful long way to come from way up north just to tell it. Don't think I could drag it out for nine minutes either.

If your event was pirate- or theoretical physics-based I'd have more material :o)

[CARTOON REALITY]

Go on, tell us a pirate joke then . . .

[Jack]

Oh...alright then..........

Why are pirates great?

[CARTOON REALITY]

I don't know why are pirates great?

[CARTOON REALITY]

Come on! The suspense is killing me!

[Dinosaur]

He's gone home! xx(

[CARTOON REALITY]

I won't last 'til Monday!! Call the police or something . . .

Here's a Limerick about theoretical physics

A charming young lady called Bright
Who's speed was far faster than light
Set out one day
In a relative way
And arrived home the previous night

They're called Limericks because that's how everybody from Limerick speaks (Terry Wogan included, that voice you heard on the radio was actually his interpreter.)