20th January 2011, 09:11 PM
I was once billeted in the home of a rampant alcoholic. The fridge was dripping in blood and occupied by all manner of mammal parts. The dinners involved embedded insects and the landlady had a nasty but strangely comforting habit of exposing her breasts at me during breakfast. All very well you may say but they virtually reached the kitchen floor.
Hey Troll I remember that fine accommodation too I refused all food and left after three nights before I was seriously ill ..................................xx(
Hey Troll I remember that fine accommodation too I refused all food and left after three nights before I was seriously ill ..................................xx(