30th July 2008, 03:12 PM
Found this on the oddly named Bonekicker Fansite: so funny, I had to put it up
ps... am I the only one that is getting worried that Viv is going to be the daughter of Ben and Magwilde? I know that archaeology is incestuous ... will Dolly turn out to be a genetic clone of a sheep (geddit) surely the good prof would have noticed she had a baby?
I feel a bit sick... [xx(]
"I don't have an archaeological imagination.."
Borekickers
Quote:quote:Oh, the snake!
The roaring snake!
Looked like it was cooked up on someone#8217;s Acorn Archimedes.
Ace comedy.
Kudos to the Beeb for the bravery to show a Police Squad-style spoof in a primetime slot.
And cheapest, most comical, post-colonial guilt moment yet? Slagging off Stonehenge compared to the wonders of the developing world! LOL. No, BK apologists, I#8217;m not claiming any kind of cultural primacy for the #8216;henge, merely pointing out the sheer, slavering silliness of comparing ancient archaeological wonders like they#8217;re Top Trumps.
Next week our gang uncovers a new shocking conspiracy: proto-Nazi, alcoholic, homophobic, wife-beating capitalist Bill Shakespeare secretly murdered a gentle, carbon-neutral Arab playwright, the true author of all the plays, and nicked his work. The gang bravely reveal this to the world whilst dodging murderous RSC thugs trying to keep it secret, led by Mark Rylance and Simon Callow wielding exploding Yorick skulls. Also in a bonus subplot: they exhume the Russian linesman and find out we didn#8217;t win the #8216;66 World Cup either. An impressed Sepp Blatter retroactively awards the trophy to Palestine.
ps... am I the only one that is getting worried that Viv is going to be the daughter of Ben and Magwilde? I know that archaeology is incestuous ... will Dolly turn out to be a genetic clone of a sheep (geddit) surely the good prof would have noticed she had a baby?
I feel a bit sick... [xx(]
"I don't have an archaeological imagination.."
Borekickers