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Humour of Pay
#1
Gallows humour... we are all good at it. ( comes with the job I guess ). So what are your thoughts on grim humour about pay and conditions?

I got this one from a friend.

"What's the difference between an archaeologist and a large pizza? The pizza can feed a family of 4 for a day."


Any more/
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#2
"What's the difference between a field archaeologist and a large pizza? although The pizza can feed a family of 4 for a day, the field archaeologist has to feed all the other archaeologists for ever.
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#3
'What's the difference between a field archaeologist and a large pizza?'

A pizza is made of dough.
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#4
CARTOON REALITY Wrote:'What's the difference between a field archaeologist and a large pizza?'

A pizza is made of dough.

or (funny man)

a pizza will gather together with its comrades, formulate an effective strategy to fight oppression, poor pay and conditions, appalling job prospects and stand together united and resolute - and then get eaten by fat bastards
If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers
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#5
Why are archaeologists like mushrooms? They are both kept in the dark and fed on shit.......
With peace and consolation hath dismist, And calm of mind all passion spent...
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#6
Q - What's the difference between an archaeologist and a pizza?

A - One systematically studies past human societies and culture through the physical remains left by said humans, the other is a a flat Italian savoury dish consisting of a round bread base with a cheese and tomato topping (other vegetables and meat may be used.)

Any questions?
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#7
CARTOON REALITY Wrote:Any questions?

Which would you rather spend the evening with?Wink
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#8
Well Mr Pizza wins again Smile
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#9
my oven's broken :face-crying:

.....neither microwave well :0
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#10
1980s classic:

What do you say to an archaeologist with a job? Big Mac and fries to go please! Smile
D. Vader
Senior Consultant

Vader Maull & Palpatine
Archaeological Consultants

A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of Tony Robinson.
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