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Humour of Pay - BAJR - 12th October 2012

Gallows humour... we are all good at it. ( comes with the job I guess ). So what are your thoughts on grim humour about pay and conditions?

I got this one from a friend.

"What's the difference between an archaeologist and a large pizza? The pizza can feed a family of 4 for a day."


Any more/


Humour of Pay - Unitof1 - 12th October 2012

"What's the difference between a field archaeologist and a large pizza? although The pizza can feed a family of 4 for a day, the field archaeologist has to feed all the other archaeologists for ever.


Humour of Pay - CARTOON REALITY - 12th October 2012

'What's the difference between a field archaeologist and a large pizza?'

A pizza is made of dough.


Humour of Pay - P Prentice - 12th October 2012

CARTOON REALITY Wrote:'What's the difference between a field archaeologist and a large pizza?'

A pizza is made of dough.

or (funny man)

a pizza will gather together with its comrades, formulate an effective strategy to fight oppression, poor pay and conditions, appalling job prospects and stand together united and resolute - and then get eaten by fat bastards


Humour of Pay - kevin wooldridge - 12th October 2012

Why are archaeologists like mushrooms? They are both kept in the dark and fed on shit.......


Humour of Pay - CARTOON REALITY - 12th October 2012

Q - What's the difference between an archaeologist and a pizza?

A - One systematically studies past human societies and culture through the physical remains left by said humans, the other is a a flat Italian savoury dish consisting of a round bread base with a cheese and tomato topping (other vegetables and meat may be used.)

Any questions?


Humour of Pay - Wax - 13th October 2012

CARTOON REALITY Wrote:Any questions?

Which would you rather spend the evening with?Wink


Humour of Pay - BAJR - 14th October 2012

Well Mr Pizza wins again Smile


Humour of Pay - Dinosaur - 14th October 2012

my oven's broken :face-crying:

.....neither microwave well :0


Humour of Pay - Sith - 17th October 2012

1980s classic:

What do you say to an archaeologist with a job? Big Mac and fries to go please! Smile