29th May 2012, 10:24 PM
Whilst irradiating oneself in the call of duty is a serious health and safety consideration this time of year-it can also be pant-wettingly funny. Tiz about time we quantified the results. Archaeo-sunburn includes;
1. The Rising Sun: The strangely rounded orange halo peaking out the top of yer shreddies
2. The slaphead: Dome like a slapped arse
3. The Chav: Vest-shaped Die-hard fan
4. The Grilled Spock: Failure to cream the tips of ones lug-holes
5. The gravel rash Ferengi: Failure to cream ones bugle
6. The Dairy vet: Sleeves like a vet`s bum-gloves
7. The Dastardly: The ghost sunglasses
8. The Gimp: Looks like rubber rash of the neck
Bring it on guys.....and whilst we are at it...a serious word......sun burn is radiation sickness! Wear headgear...wear full on sunscreen......cover the flesh! Anyone thought about cutting out shapes from cloth and taping them on before getting tanned? Tan art? I once managed to burn the underneath bit of me chin (anatomical term anyone? The wattle?) from chalk reflection. Caned. Did me eyelids once too. Also caned.
Photos anyone?:I
1. The Rising Sun: The strangely rounded orange halo peaking out the top of yer shreddies
2. The slaphead: Dome like a slapped arse
3. The Chav: Vest-shaped Die-hard fan
4. The Grilled Spock: Failure to cream the tips of ones lug-holes
5. The gravel rash Ferengi: Failure to cream ones bugle
6. The Dairy vet: Sleeves like a vet`s bum-gloves
7. The Dastardly: The ghost sunglasses
8. The Gimp: Looks like rubber rash of the neck
Bring it on guys.....and whilst we are at it...a serious word......sun burn is radiation sickness! Wear headgear...wear full on sunscreen......cover the flesh! Anyone thought about cutting out shapes from cloth and taping them on before getting tanned? Tan art? I once managed to burn the underneath bit of me chin (anatomical term anyone? The wattle?) from chalk reflection. Caned. Did me eyelids once too. Also caned.
Photos anyone?:I