Duck Gods of Peru!

[Jack]

You'll be sorry you said that come Judgement Day. And kindly use the higher case when referring to the Duck Gods.

Ooo hadn't realised that there was multiple Duck Gods.

So are we talking

Pochard the god of plenty
Shoveller the god of hard work
Teal the terrible
Wigeon the wild
Ruddy god of laughter

ruled over by of course

Mallard the mighty

[Wax]

If I had to worship a duck god it would be Eider god of fluffy duvets

[CARTOON REALITY]

Death by pillow fight. HP Lovecraft wrote all about the eider gods -or was that was the elder gods? Chtonic Duck Gods. With tentacles.

My feeling about The Duck Gods is that they are nameless and mysterious, just occasional celestial quacks to remind us they exist.

[Dinosaur]

Do they let forth a full but brief squark when an auroch stands on them?

[CARTOON REALITY]

I'm afraid we shall never know. They are an inscrutable sort.

[Wax]

So these inscrutable duck gods don't do much then, what's in it for their followers apart from crispy duck ( with plum sauce) on special occasions?

[CARTOON REALITY]

No, to eat the flesh of The Duck Gods would be folly.
Disciples are rewarded with shagging huge eggs accompanied by the ditties of Nick Drake.
And you're still using the lower case there Wax, you'll only have yourself to blame on the day of Quacknarok.

[Wax]

in deference to Dinosaurs current obsession should'nt that be Quacknauroch ?

[CARTOON REALITY]

Hee hee! Well spotted, like a Friesian.
Oxmageddon.

[Dinosaur]

Bet the ten foot high shaggy things with horns win (No! Not the Duck Gods)