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Elves and Safety
#1
Cracking news that in Iceland, big companies and road schemes are having to pay for Elf Habitat searches... could we diversify? (this story I picked up from Archaeology Fieldwork in America - thanks folks!)

You can listen and read about it here... (scroll down half way )
Part 2: Elf Assessments
http://www.cbc.ca/thecurrent/2009/200903/20090327.html

I have pixie infestation in my garden as well


Learn more at the Elf School
http://www.gonomad.com/features/0101/wai...eland.html

"Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity and are able to turn both to their advantage."
Niccolo Machiavelli
For really I think that the poorest he that is in England hath a life to live, as the greatest he
Thomas Rainborough 1647
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#2
Elf and Safety, with treatment by the national Elf Service if it goes wrong?

Some idiot had to say it. I don't know why it always has to be me - mental elf issues, perhaps.
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#3
Well we had our pixie of the comedy comments now off you go gnome!


"Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity and are able to turn both to their advantage."
Niccolo Machiavelli
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#4
Didnt David Bowie have a song called the "Laughing Gnome" ?? :-)

Website for responsible Metal Detecting
http://www.ukdfd.co.uk
Recording Our Heritage For Future Generations.

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#5
I would have thought more important issues would have dwarved such a topic-instead folks have to troll through this.[:o)]
Big Grin

I'll shut up now and go back to goblin down my dinner!!
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#6
faerie nuff.

..knowledge without action is insanity and action without knowledge is vanity..(imam ghazali,ayyuhal-walad)
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#7
You lot got nothing elf to do?
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#8
Now now-no need to be an Ogre,besides, isn't a good laugh supposed to be good for one's elf?
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#9
That's sprite!
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#10
I would have thought that being told to track down the current whereabouts of an elf would constitute an unwarrented imp-position.

"Hidden wisdom and buried treasure, what use is there in either?" (Ecclesiasticus ch20 v30)
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