21st January 2008, 09:20 PM
quote.
"Comrade Austin you are guilty of attacking the World Wide Movements (brown and splondgy) of Trotskyist Cows for surely you realise that the renegade group of Red Devons were long ago expelled from the W.W.M.T.C (Fourth International Group (Four legs good [3 somewhat awkward] and these exiles now hide out on Dartmoor and in engage in Ultra left-wing cud chewing.
When you said
"If you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow, you need buttermilk and cheese and an equilateral chainsaw. Half Man Half Biscuit"
you gave yourself away, for the majority of revolutionary cows (and infact a growing number of sheep) now argue
"If you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow, you need buttermilk and cheese and an equilateral chainsaw. Half Man Half Biscuit and fresh grass for all",
All I can say is that don't be surprised if when you next pass a field a chill goes up you spine and you turn to find Comrade Daisy looking at you!
I wouldn't like to be in your shoes (green wellies would be better)for once a cow is annoyed they will revolt and stand for hours chewing and fluttering their eye lashes at you....."
Arthus, I'll have an ounce of whatever it is that you're smoking.
If you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow, you need buttermilk and cheese and an equilateral chainsaw. Half Man Half Biscuit
"Comrade Austin you are guilty of attacking the World Wide Movements (brown and splondgy) of Trotskyist Cows for surely you realise that the renegade group of Red Devons were long ago expelled from the W.W.M.T.C (Fourth International Group (Four legs good [3 somewhat awkward] and these exiles now hide out on Dartmoor and in engage in Ultra left-wing cud chewing.
When you said
"If you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow, you need buttermilk and cheese and an equilateral chainsaw. Half Man Half Biscuit"
you gave yourself away, for the majority of revolutionary cows (and infact a growing number of sheep) now argue
"If you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow, you need buttermilk and cheese and an equilateral chainsaw. Half Man Half Biscuit and fresh grass for all",
All I can say is that don't be surprised if when you next pass a field a chill goes up you spine and you turn to find Comrade Daisy looking at you!
I wouldn't like to be in your shoes (green wellies would be better)for once a cow is annoyed they will revolt and stand for hours chewing and fluttering their eye lashes at you....."
Arthus, I'll have an ounce of whatever it is that you're smoking.

If you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow, you need buttermilk and cheese and an equilateral chainsaw. Half Man Half Biscuit