29th November 2005, 08:50 AM
Have you tried the ultimate in archaeological delegation? Send in a minion first to warm the seat!!
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Levitational defication
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29th November 2005, 10:55 AM
Read that as 'levitational deification', became curious, then hugely disappointed to find a tale of poo. Right, I'm off to town to get some reading glasses for me and a dictionary for Troll
Troll, sometimes you just have to grin and bare it [:0]
29th November 2005, 12:01 PM
Go before you leave home.......... or adopt the clenched approach.....
We owe the dead nothing but the truth. 
29th November 2005, 06:52 PM
Achingknees-agreed, sounds like an early Hawkwind album title.Oh God-I said the word Hawkwind.....pass the bucket!
Like the delegation trick-wonder if we can record such duties in the CPD "log". 
29th November 2005, 07:13 PM
Quote:quote:Originally posted by trollLike the delegation trick-wonder if we can record such duties in the CPD "log". After the weekends antics with initiations in HM Forces, perhaps warming the bog-seat for Troll could become the archaeological equivalant. Give those new graduates something useful to do anyway..., infact could become a whole new criterion on BAJR job ads. 'Archaeological contractor seeks new graduate for mainly sedentary duties. Contract runs November-March. Paper qualifications vital.' ]
29th November 2005, 09:21 PM
could always try putting your thermals on back to front and hoping the hole lines up...
++ i spend my days rummaging around in dead people ++
29th November 2005, 10:09 PM
Snipey-thats not funny!Did that t`other morning and stood wrestling in the loo for ten minutes before realising!Terrifying moment.
29th November 2005, 10:14 PM
thought you'd been attacked by the underwear fairies? I always look like a grandad in my thermals, the waist band sitting just below nipple level so the hole's round my belly button anyway. Oh well, rather be warm than attractive anyday...
++ i spend my days rummaging around in dead people ++
30th November 2005, 10:24 AM
Stanfield's Canadian one-piece red (of course!) long john's, complete with trapdoor in rear. A bit of careful arrangement and no skin touches seat.
No careful arrangement and it can go VERY VERY wrong.[xx(] |
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