For jokes

[Redben]

Following on from the Uof1 thread which has descended into fishy practices, i reckon a collection of the best/worst archaeological jokes might be of use to all.

Dendrochronologists always have wood.

"Is that a Viking ship burial in your trench?" "No darling, but for you it could be"

Archaeological emo- about to slash their section


4 inch archaeologist's pointing troll- the next big thing for small find management

[Unitof1]

knock knock

[BAJR Host]

who is there sir


Constant development is the law of life, and a man who always tries to maintain his dogmas in order to appear consistent drives himself into a false position.
Mohandas Gandhi

[Unitof1]

sutton

[BAJR Host]

I knew I should not have asked! [:p]

Constant development is the law of life, and a man who always tries to maintain his dogmas in order to appear consistent drives himself into a false position.
Mohandas Gandhi

[Pippyn]

I saw an announcement for the marriage of two archaeologists. Captions included: "It was love at first site." "They really dug each other"...etc etc

[m300572]

And the old one about "the older he/she gets, the more intereting they will be to their archaeologist spouse!"

[achingknees]

What do prehistoric archaeologists eat for breakfast?

Core 'n flakes

[achingknees]

I'll nick and paraphrase this one culled from a recent Guardian article (which should be another topic anyway from its content - I'll try to find the link).

Two fills in the same feature. One says to the other, 'look there's an archaeologist coming...quick, act natural'

Wow!

[Drunky]

Whats the diffrence between an Archaeologist and KFC bucket...?
The KFC bucket can feed a family of four