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16th October 2008, 02:36 PM
Quote:quote:Originally posted by BAJR Host
Pass me a Plumb Bomb Sarge!
I think you'll find a machine gun more effective:
COAX! TAVERSE RIGHT! STEADY... ON! 600! HIPPIES IN PIXIE TRAP! LOADED! GO ON!
D. Vader
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Vader Maull & Palpatine
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Your lack of archaeological imagination disappoints me Curator
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16th October 2008, 02:37 PM
will look into having these available on the shop soon.... !
"I don't have an archaeological imagination.."
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16th October 2008, 03:48 PM
I always used to insits on little ladders up the sides of evaluation trenches so that the pixies could climb out!!! Otherwise they started to burrow and b**gered up the stratigraphy!
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16th October 2008, 04:05 PM
I have always found that a well-aimed mattock, shovel or boot heel dealt quite adequately with pixies, wee folk and other assorted miniature anthropomorphic vermin.
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16th October 2008, 04:08 PM
Vulpes,don't pixies have protection as endangered wildlife?[?]
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16th October 2008, 04:18 PM
Er no, they are not covered under either the wildlife and countryside 1981 Act and the Conservation Regulations 1994 or any EC Habitats Directive I'm aware of. Plus they also make a delightful noise when you squash them. Basically open season, good sport etc. It's even legal to hunt them with hounds, half drunk and wearing traditional costume.
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16th October 2008, 04:23 PM
Quote:quote:Originally posted by vulpes
Er no, they are not covered under either the wildlife and countryside 1981 Act and the Conservation Regulations 1994 or any EC Habitats Directive I'm aware of. Plus they also make a delightful noise when you squash them. Basically open season, good sport etc. It's even legal to hunt them with hounds, half drunk and wearing traditional costume.
Aha! Do they have appropriate 'traditional costume' available on this site then? (and givin your latest postings vulpes, does the costume involve neoprene.......)
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16th October 2008, 04:26 PM
Quote:quote:does the costume involve neoprene
For you OG, most definately. However, I would contact hosty off list about this more specialist product.
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16th October 2008, 05:43 PM
Quote:quote:Originally posted by vulpes
Quote:quote:does the costume involve neoprene
For you OG, most definately. However, I would contact hosty off list about this more specialist product.
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what about pointy boots.....
I was thinking of going back to the web site which started this off and asking how much the shiny helmets are. They're rather nice and I'd quite like to scare the next bunch of people I meet on site....
So do you reckon they're HSE compliant?? [:p]
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16th October 2008, 06:20 PM
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So do you reckon they're HSE compliant?? [:p]
Depends whether the risk assessment identified 'attack by Goblins' as a likely eventuality.
