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Tales from the Tea-hut
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28th May 2008, 07:27 PM
A the simple turd joke...

nasty one coming up :

A site I worked on... which better remain nameless ... was pretty dull. So dull in fact that the entire 6 weeks uneartherd only a cat burial and an air raid shelter! Anyway I digress ... To enliven our time, we took to hideous practical jokes. Every tea break, I would enjoy my Choclate eclair, my treat for 10am. One day, one of the other diggers nicked it.. so as I ranted about where my eclair was, he suddenly pulls it out.. and hovers it over his mouth... the rest of the tea hut are wetting themselves... which just gets me angrier (hey.. a man's eclair is a man's eclair) thinking this was great fun, and with the tea hut obviously behind him, he takes a big bite...

and promptly spits it out, gagging and running outside... #blearchhhhhhhh

What he did not know (and I did not know) was that before he got to it, the rest of the hut had inserted a small dog turd inside the creamy centre! Guess I was lucky! But I still missed my ecalir that day! talk about jolly japes!

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