13th January 2012, 06:11 PM
Oh ye of little faith - it's all very well to joke about these things but, when all the fun and games are over, this will probably turn out to be far more serious than any of us can comprehend! I'm off to the cash and carry to buy a plethora of canned goods and then I'm going to hide in my basement with them. That's where I keep my Fortean Times collection incidentally.