17th November 2005, 12:21 AM
Anyhoo, one could`nt possibly trust Schleimann to take down the Heras fencing-he`d claim it was from some classical event based on a naff grasp of stratigraphy and typologies, pin it to his visually frightening wife and steal it by smuggling it out of the country.Surely, Wheelers application form would just be a tick the "boxes" affair.Wonder if Elgin would be successful in an application for a position in building recording? Excise and Customs illicit antiquities perhaps? As it happens-tiz bad enough getting work using my own name!!!!

