7th July 2005, 06:18 PM
Am completely teetotal. Allergic to alcohol...brings me out in handcuffs
. Smoke like an Olympian but refuse to read newspapers. Can function admirably without the amber nectar in any scenario. Drunk people bore the living sh*t out of me. Drinkers who fabricate realities and relate endlessly "amusing" stories bore the sh*t out of me. Tell ya wot....try sex and fings without alcohol....equally, try relationships that are not founded and perpetuated through booze...wow on both counts. Those who choose to do stupid amounts of alcohol should recognise that they are heavily subsidising (thru tax) the behaviour of government et al, poisoning themselves and more likely to end up humping the ugly!!!!!

