Pinkeye!

[Bodger51]

do you want some chip fat with that?

[Jack]

Isn't pinkeye another name for conjunctivitis? - high on the 'to be avoided' list if you haven't tried it....

Wasn't it also something to do with zombies in South Park?

[Sith]

One I hate is burning the backs of my lower legs trowelling wearing shorts :face-crying:

Yep, done that one in my mispent youth. Smarts for days and is incredibly uncomfortable to exist in any position for more than a couple of minutes until it starts to fade.

And don't forget the mirror image of the bruce wayne tan...............the I used to have a beard tan

Ah, yes. I once remember the present Archaeologist of the Year doing that to himself after a spot of injudicious, hungover beard trimming.

[PeterM]

The "Iron Age re-enactor" - where the blue paint swirls stopped those bits of you getting burned so the rest of the season you have pale patterns in your tan (me in 1988-9)