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New type of nail you will ALL love!
#1
Have just managed to get hold of what I feel is a breakthrough in nail technology...

Imagine a 6" nail... hold that thought...

imagine having 10 of them in your pocket... guess how much you are now carrying? nearly 400gram! ouch... trowsers round ankles time...

now, what about when the blasted things bend? oooooooooEEEEEEEE


getting annoyed now?


what about how people treat them as if they are disposable! Grrrrrrr



Now... imagine a new lightweight 7" nail

yup... size matters... !
in white metal alloy... does not bend...
and yes if you have these in your pocket, you would have to carry around 35 before you would equal the weight of just 10 6"ers!

10 would only weigh just over 100 grams. are you lovin them yet??

I have had two for a while now... and I love em to bits... not only do I love em to bits, but I have spent the last 6 months finding them! Soon my little darlin's you too can have the ultra light 7" nail a million and one uses... I know... I have used them for most of them! :face-approve:

bet you can't wait for the infomercial on this one!

UK ... throw away your heavy bendy steel 6" nail... the future is coming! :face-approve:

"Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity and are able to turn both to their advantage."
Niccolo Machiavelli
For really I think that the poorest he that is in England hath a life to live, as the greatest he
Thomas Rainborough 1647
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#2
Let me know when you get them, I'll have a few.

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#3
There are only a handful of people in the known universe who could possibly get excited about this kind of thing.

My god it feels good to be one of them!

Cheques in the post...

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#4
its quite sad...

when I went round lots of places searching, I held out my examples and they passed them round as if they were some sort of alien technology... " I was expecting to be burned as a witch at one place.... "Tis un-natural" they cried! there be no weight in it... " tis impossible"

glad you is excited...! and the price is right as well!

love the new sig Oz. I always liked supping a bit of Oz Juice in the evening! Should be back there in October... take it you are coming?? - jsut a quick 8-9 days

"Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity and are able to turn both to their advantage."
Niccolo Machiavelli
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#5
Aye, I'll be there. Still lots to do. Smile

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#6
ooooh swish!

diggingthedirt is right...my better half just gave me the blankest of blank looks...
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#7
But why 7"?

Britain was built on 6" nails, is this an EU thing that all nails must now be standardised...



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#8
6" nail, cup of bovril, bulldog spirit ...

Smile the future is bright, non rusty, and lighter...

forget the old cast iron and embrace a new dawn, and new era.. an new age of.... da da da..... 7" alloy


:face-huh:


:face-approve:

"Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity and are able to turn both to their advantage."
Niccolo Machiavelli
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#9
Sounds good-but what are the H&S concerns? after all-iff they are that lightweight, people could forget they had them in their pockets, trip over and impale themselves!!!
We could end up with multiple impalings across the land!!}Smile
Plus-that extra inch will give greater penetration (so to speak)[xx(]
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#10
Talking of inches.....I well remmeber an advert for the Metroplitan Police just after they announced that policemen and policewomen had won equal rights in the London Police service but still retained a minimum height entry qualification. The advert ran 'What's the difference between a policeman and a policewoman? About 4 inches!!'

The advert was withdrawn after male police officers complained their social lives were suffering because of the 'knowing' looks they received every time they attempted to talk to members of the fairer sex....

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