31st May 2008, 01:42 PM
This one is more of a "what not to say at tea-break if you want to carry on living".
One fine tea-break and about a dozen of us are sitting in the hut with only two women talking (some comedy show that was on the night before) and one says to the other "Ee,that Frank Skinner-i'd love to pull him",so before my brain is even in gear I say "Frank Skinner? you coudn't pull Dennis Skinner".In the shocked silence she shreaks back "F..k of and die you poisoned dwarf".
How I have managed to live this long without having my throat cut,knife in the back etc,i'll never know.
The lady in the story?we're still best of friends.}
One fine tea-break and about a dozen of us are sitting in the hut with only two women talking (some comedy show that was on the night before) and one says to the other "Ee,that Frank Skinner-i'd love to pull him",so before my brain is even in gear I say "Frank Skinner? you coudn't pull Dennis Skinner".In the shocked silence she shreaks back "F..k of and die you poisoned dwarf".
How I have managed to live this long without having my throat cut,knife in the back etc,i'll never know.
The lady in the story?we're still best of friends.}