Training Delivery Officer

[gwyl]

Shocking behaviour. This is clearly political correctness gone mad driven by the health and safety nazis who want to take over our hard fought for and innate right to carry out tasks in an inappropriate manner or without any form of knowledge or training in the sure anticipation of achieving an end, come what may. The quality or validity of such a result is my intellectual property to do with what I want and the health and safety soviets of Fortress House and their running lapdogs of neo-imperialist political correctness do not understand that I and I alone own it. It's mine. Without the training in recognising residues, remains or any other stuff, provided by EH to archaeologists, both professional and amateur, at universities and other establishments across the country, I might get way-laid by the neo-communist academic whims of pettifogging bureaucrats and lickspittles of the bourgeois left who seek to undermine this country with their nazi policies of closed shop communist practices reinventing the wheel, which I thought up last week and is my intellectual property now.

I also think we need a codicil to Godwin for the invoking of Stalin, Soviet Russia, Marx, Communism, Fabians, LibDems etc