Short Contracts

[Bier Keller]

My contract finished yesterday. It had lasted for three days. Can anyone beat that? Archaeology is such a joke sometimes.

Just give me a cold Becks

[1man1desk]

I can beat it twice.

I had a 1-day contract in Carlisle in 1989, and a 2-day contract somewhere around 1991, in Scotland.

On the other hand, my present contract was for 12 weeks, and started in 1996. I just haven't quite found the way out yet...

1man1desk

to let, fully furnished

[trowelfodder]

Not a contract but a great job where I was laid off for four days before they told me - said they def had work so no need to sign on but then forgot to tell me the job fell through! Particularly enjoyed that one!

[Bier Keller]

Well a short contract is better than no contract I guess. Perhaps in light of being dole scum I should be asking "Which is better when you are sitting on a park bench with all the other unemployed diggers - Buckie or Spesh"?

Just give me a cold Becks

[Sparky]

Spesh any day!
Once had a 4 week contract that turned into a 5 year permanent job. Hated every minute of it.

[Bier Keller]

You poor sod. Did they make you dig holes in the mud?
At the moment Spesh is a bit expensive for me so it's PULSE cider today

Just give me a cold Becks

[Sparky]

Mud good. Managers bad. Spesh better than Pulse. I must be a better class of jakey.