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Jolly little joke - Printable Version +- BAJR Federation Archaeology (http://www.bajrfed.co.uk) +-- Forum: BAJR Federation Forums (http://www.bajrfed.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?fid=3) +--- Forum: The Site Hut (http://www.bajrfed.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?fid=7) +--- Thread: Jolly little joke (/showthread.php?tid=411)

Jolly little joke - Pedant - 21st January 2007 My brother sent me this, in revenge for a string of drummer jokes (which I can post too, if there's demand) A team of archaeologists is excavating in Israel when they find a cave with the symbols of a woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, and a Star of David on the wall. The head archaeologist points to the first drawing. “This indicates that these people were family oriented and held women in high esteem.” he says. “The donkey shows they were smart enough to use animals to till the soil. The shovel means they were able to forge tools. Even further proof of high intelligence is the fish: If famine hit the earth, they would take to the sea for food. The last symbol is the Star of David, telling us they were Hebrews.” The second archaeologist shakes his head. “Hebrew is read from right to left,” he explains. “It says, ‘Holy Mackerel, Dig the Ass on that Chick!’” You can always tell a Brummie... but you can't tell him much Jolly little joke - trowelfodder - 21st January 2007 A personal favorite of mine - tho will warn you its a bit grim - is How do you confuse an archaeologist? Give them a tampon and ask them which period its from! Heard it years ago but it still makes me chuckle } Jolly little joke - troll - 22nd January 2007 I have no idea of how to get the link up here but.....search in google for "panda sneeze". Have also sent details to mr Hosty of video clip entitled "karaoke for the deaf"-hopefully it may appear on BAJR TV but until then...stick it in google and watch the full length 5min version.Stunning. ..knowledge without action is insanity and action without knowledge is vanity..(imam ghazali,ayyuhal-walad) Jolly little joke - BAJR Host - 22nd January 2007 you never know what might appear next... perhaps a nice Mix.. However... you might laugh to know I have a bettttttter version... Watch BAJR TV next week "No job worth doing was ever done on time or under budget.." Khufu